It’s been a long time since I last wrote a limerick and so I thought it would be fun to write one for Valentine’s Day, but then I easily wrote more than one – so here’s a collection of erotic limericks for you to enjoy and I encourage you to share them on your favorite social networks.
Pussy Be Wet

On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May your pussy be exceptionally wet
May things slip, may they slide
All around your inside
May you cum every chance you get
Deep Inside

On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May your cock go for a ride
May it penetrate
And feel great
When you’re deep inside
Get Some Head

On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May you get some head
May you wiggle and squirm
Get it gentle and firm
May your cheeks flush red
Shiver and Heave

On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May your dreams be realized
May you shiver and heave
On your hands and your knees
As I slide between your thighs
Black and Blue

On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May your fantasies come true
May you feel the burn
When you take your turn
Being beaten black and blue
Moan All Alone

On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May your pleasure come first
May you growl and moan
In your room all alone
And quench your every thirst
Hold Her Tight

On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May you hold her body tight
May you stroke her
May you please her
Before you say goodnight
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