When She Talks About Dying…

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It doesn’t hit me until two days later
When we’re driving around
And I realize that that joke she told
Or that plan she made
Was actually a morbid admission
Of her pending death
And her unbearable pain
And the overwhelming burden
That she feels like she is
Because she is dying
As we all do
But she’s been given a death sentence
And is sick and tired of playing positive
And is shoving the reality down our throats
So that we will be prepared
“When my time comes!”
Which was supposed to happen a week ago
But it didn’t and now she’s on
“Borrowed time” and is “past her expiry date”
So she jokes a little harder
Plans a little more impulsively
Checking the items of the doomsday list
And you don’t want to miss a moment
Of the rest of her life
Even though it shatters your heart
Two days later as you’re driving around
When she talks about dying

#EroticLimericks: Did you hear about…

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I’ve done a series of six erotic limericks about six different people.

Did you ever hear about any of them before?


Did you hear about Giselle?
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Did you hear about Giselle?
The girl from down the way
She sucked on his cock
Made him hard as a rock
And then went about her day


Did you hear about Sebastian?
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Did you hear about Sebastian?
He’s known as a lady’s man
He plays with the pussy
And spanks every tushy
Of all the woman he can


Did you hear about Louise?
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Did you hear about Louise?
She was always on her knees
From behind, deep inside
She would secretly confide
She was more than happy to please



Did you hear about John Thomas?
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Did you hear about John Thomas?
That’s what he called his cock
It was given that name
After playing a game
With the twins living down the block


Did you hear about Susannah?
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Did you hear about Savannah?
This girl she was so fine
She’d point at my penis
Sweet tension between us
And tell me, “Your cum is mine!”


Did you hear about Donald Trump?
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Did you hear about Donald Trump?
With hair as orange as the sun
He had a small dick
Got pissed on by some chick
Can you believe he won…?


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Too Awesome Not to Share – A Limerick from 1719

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Huge shoutout to @WhoresOfYore for sharing this gem – as well as so many others that I’ve retweeted. It’s always such a delight to see these posts in my timeline and I encourage you to follow for all sorts of interesting info.

Truly Living – My FetLife Poem

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Today, I updated my FetLife profile because for the first time in over a year, The Boyfriend and I had pictures to add (post to come about that later tonight because I have stuff to do right now…)! So, I didn’t want to add them to a basically abandoned profile.

While I was updating, I came across this poem that I had written about a year ago and felt like I wanted to share it here – for all of the people who can’t see my FetLife profile.

His hand wrapped around my throat, and I felt safe.
His fingers pressed into me, my breath suspended.
He watched me closely, waiting for the signal.
I tapped out and he stroked my hair.
I gasped and felt truly alive.

Happy Valentine’s Day – 7 Erotic Limericks For You

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It’s been a long time since I last wrote a limerick and so I thought it would be fun to write one for Valentine’s Day, but then I easily wrote more than one – so here’s a collection of erotic limericks for you to enjoy and I encourage you to share them on your favorite social networks.


Pussy Be Wet

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On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May your pussy be exceptionally wet
May things slip, may they slide
All around your inside
May you cum every chance you get


Deep Inside

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On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May your cock go for a ride
May it penetrate
And feel great
When you’re deep inside


Get Some Head

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On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May you get some head
May you wiggle and squirm
Get it gentle and firm
May your cheeks flush red


Shiver and Heave

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On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May your dreams be realized
May you shiver and heave
On your hands and your knees
As I slide between your thighs


Black and Blue

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On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May your fantasies come true
May you feel the burn
When you take your turn
Being beaten black and blue


Moan All Alone

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On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May your pleasure come first
May you growl and moan
In your room all alone
And quench your every thirst


Hold Her Tight

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On This Happy Valentine’s Day
May you hold her body tight
May you stroke her
May you please her
Before you say goodnight


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I Write to Remember

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I Write to Remember

I write to remember
So I won’t forget
All the places I’ve been
All the people I’ve met

I write to remember
Every moment in time
When the seconds and minutes
Did more than tick by

I write to remember
Every day of my life
The days filled with love
The years, with strife

I write to remember
All the love that I’ve had
All of the good times
And all of the bad

I write to remember
All of these things
Because life lives
In the memory

The Cane

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The Cane
The Cane – An Erotic Limerick by Valerie Rayne

This erotic limerick originally appeared on Valerie Rayne Writes as a submission to The Erotic Writers Group challenge, #SaturdaySerenade. See the original post.

The Cane

There was an old man named Yoo
Who crafted canes of bamboo
They made the girls shriek
And weren’t for the meek
And if you’re lucky, you’ll get it too

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There once lived a lady named Jane
Who couldn’t resist the cane
With every hard smack
She rubbed at her crack
And immensely enjoyed the pain

Her lover was gentle yet firm
As her bottom began to burn
She yelped and she cried
It filled him with pride
And then she began to squirm

He hit her hard from behind
She had no places to hide
He had had enough
Was done being tough
And laid down at her side

They wrapped up in each other
And she began to hover
In that mythical place
They call subspace
Protected by her lover

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Longing for His Touch

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Longing for His Touch by Valerie Rayne
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Longing for his touch all day
His hand in my hair, on my face, down my leg
My heart is a-quiver, my head is in my pain
Waiting for his touch all day

Longing for his touch so long
His fingers always knowing, never wrong
My whole body drenched in desire so strong
Waiting for his touch so long

Longing for his touch right here
His lips on my skin, so close, so near
Traversing my neck, jaw and lobe of the ear
Waiting for his touch right here

Longing for his touch on me
My flesh against him and his against me
Feeling each other, tandem heart beats
Waiting for his touch on me

Big Spoon, Little Spoon

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Big Spoon, Little Spoon


Hands upon my thighs
Tingles up the spine

Fingers trace my skin
Alighting fires within

Rounding up my rear
Feels so close, so near

Curve along my side
Shivers deep inside

Hand about my hip
Fingers digging in

Bodies sharing heat
Erratic heartbeats

Nails down my arm
A certain kind of charm

Palms against palms
In a moment, calm

Wrapped up in love
That’s what dreams are made of


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