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Off the Beaten Path: A Quick Walk in the Woods

For as long as I can remember, The Boyfriend and I have talked about getting me a short skirt.

But we’ve never really looked for a short skirt. Typically, we don’t buy clothes with mainly sex in mind. We buy clothes with comfort in mind. We buy clothes with days with the kids in mind. So, if I get a skirt, it’s a long skirt that’s good for covering things up. But, we really wanted a short skirt.

After a night of talking about wants and desires, we ended up on Amazon browsing around and made a couple impulse purchases. He got a vest, which I’ve always said that I wanted to see him in, and I got a short skirt. It turns out it’s a very short skirt – like don’t-even-think-about-bending-over-a-little-bit-short (which is basically what I was looking for, but I think he had a little longer in mind).

As I expected it would, this skirt has spawned a great deal more fantasy-talking. Lots of ideas coming from both of us all from this one little skirt…

We’ve also both been enjoying taking walks around the beautiful trails. He will sacrifice hours of sleep for us to go hang out down by the river or stand in the forest.

These two things have resulted in the obvious fantasy of wearing the skirt out for one of our walks. We’ve both had varying degrees of the fantasy, me probably more than him, simply because I have more time to fantasize. Needless to say, arousal levels have been incredibly high around here as we wait to be able to put my skirt to use. After describing all the dirty thoughts on my mind, we decided to go walk down by the river and see if wearing my skirt down there on his next days off would even be a possibility.


I was wearing a long skirt as it was. At one point on the trail, there was no one around and I turned away from him and flashed him my ass – which he swiftly whipped out the camera for – another thing that is getting utilized a lot, which hasn’t happened in a long while. This flash of the ass though spurred a whole series of fun!

We walked across the long bridge over the river and I pointed out all the spots that I could just bend over and suck his cock at. He pointed out possible vulnerable spots and trails I hadn’t noticed. He crawled down some rocks and under the bridge to scope out hidden sex spots. We began a trek down one of the off-the-beaten-path trails.

I bent over a tree to show him my ass again. We walked some more and he picked out a tree and then shoved me up against it, squatted down in front of me and told me to lift my skirt so he could get a picture. He picked out a spot, tucked and hidden away, bent me over and quickly slid his rock hard cock into me. Just quickly, just a few thrusts. shudders

We walked a little further down the path, but it got really bushy and there were big trees laid across the path everywhere. I crawled over one and was careful not to let it touch my bare pussy and I was absolutely soaking as we made our way back to the main trail. He giggled the whole way back!

We kept going on the main trail for a little bit longer, admiring all the beautiful scenery. We are always taken aback that this huge sprawling forest and trail system exists right in the center of our city. You can walk through there and never know that you were in the heart of downtown. We pointed out crazy looking trees to each other and listened as crickets chirped loudly, rhythmically.

We turned around to go back and stopped at the big sign with the maps all over it. I sat on the bench and pulled up my skirt brazenly and he quickly snapped photos. He was beginning to feel nervous as tons of people had just passed us and we weren’t exactly in a secluded spot, nor did we have very good visibility for people coming or going. I stood in front of the big sign and bent over, skirt right up around my waist and legs spread wide, for him to get another picture.

The walk back to the van was long, hot and very wet. We stopped on the bridge and I lifted up the side of my skirt so he could get the last two pictures of the walk. It was just in time too, as I dropped my skirt just as a group of people rounded corner. We laughed and carried on our walk as if nothing had happened. And then he came across a stick.

A small little whippy thing. And he walked behind me, waited until all the people had cleared and then told me to lift my skirt. As I walked ahead of him, skirt around my waist, he used the stick to quickly slap my ass. It was such a sensational sting, I literally had to stop. I stopped walking and just stood there, facing away from him, hands over my face, stopped.

When I turned back around, so aroused, wide smile on my face, he said we needed to get the other side and I lifted my skirt and turned for him as we continued to walk. He got a real good hit in, it made me jump away from him and crouch down again, which made me giggle. I stood back up and began walking again and he hit me with the stick over my skirt, just as we noticed two older ladies coming up behind us. Again, we exchanged a laugh and carried on as if nothing had happened.


It was already really close to his bedtime and we had kids to pick up and drop off, and decided that I was going to spend the afternoon down at Mom’s. We both felt bad that no one had cum and we had worked ourselves up so much. He said that I was lucky because I could masturbate tonight. I said I could hold off for him. He said he liked that. And so, I didn’t cum.

He has spent the entire day teasing me and pushing back my orgasm further and further. I feel a great amount of pressure in my pelvis and all day at entirely random moments I’ll suddenly be soaking wet. We’ve spent the morning reminiscing, going through pictures and having a ton of fun with each other. Cannot wait for him to sleep and then wake up and let me cum!!!

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